Sex addict anonymous.....?

So I woke up this morning to the sound of my roommate and her boyfriend getting it on. I thought I heard some moans and sexy squirty noises... so, Sherlock Lacey put her ear to the wall and yep, they were definitely doin' the nasty! Is it bad that it made me a little horny? OK -- not the thought of my roommate, or her boyfriend, but just sex. I have a thing with sex.. sometimes I wonder if I'm addicted.

One of our other roommates put HBO on our cable roster... $7.99 a month for a bunch of awesome movies - great deal, right? Yes! But what makes it an even better deal are the "late night specials." Have you ever seen Cathouse? It's this scrumptious show about a brothel in Reno... legal prostitution! These ridiculous characters market and sell their tatties, vajayjays, and basically every other oriface on their body to these disgusting, fat, hairy patrons.

There was an episode last week... where a mom brought her 22 year old son to the Cathouse. She wanted her nerdy, virgin son to get de-flowered by these presumably STD-queens. Ok, maybe I'm a little traditional, but is that weird? haha. YES! It would probably have been cheaper to buy her son a bar of soap, etiquette coach, and a clean t-shirt. Teach a man to fish, right?

My friend Maria always gives me crap for watching the raunchy shows. She's a super-straight line Catholic, and even though she tries not to be judgemental (she's a sweetheart), it always comes across that way because sometimes she just doesn't get it. Sometimes I want to tie her down and just flop a weiner in her face and tell her to love it! That girl is missing out!

Okay, well I want to tell you more about the Cathouse, but no time... new episode!! :) Just kidding.. I need to go work my love handles off at the gym. But seriously, check that ish out! It's awesome!

Love you!
Lace

Freakin!

Sooo I didn't realize we were doing introductions, but since Lacey did I guess I can give you an idea about myself.

I'm a senior in college, 21 years old, turning 22 soon... which makes me feel like I'm turning 90. I wish I could be 21 forever... hence why I shop at Forever 21 too much for my own good. I bargain shop, but I splurge on shoes. I love Aldo and Guess and BCBG and Converse and I could go on forever! I'm really school smart (I'm a perfectionist to a fault), but not so smart when it comes to boys. BUT I'm trying to change that! Lately I've just been dating people, and been set up a couple times, but the guys have been lame and have been way too easy to get. You know what I mean? It's stupid, but I like the unattainable. So I have my eyes set on my friend's boyfriend's friend Jeremy. He's kind of a player, but I'm determined to seduce him.

I study hard, work hard, work out hard and party harder. I love playing drinking games, and I love going out, shaking my booty and then blacking out. The next day people always say "I saw you out on the dance floor droppin it like it's hot!" When I'm drunk, I seem to think I'm Nicole Scherzinger (I love her) from the PCD. Embarrassing!

Ummm I dunno what else. I say "Freakin"... wayyy too freakin much. I'm trying to quite saying it so freakin much!!

Anddd I'm addicted to the internet. Myspace, Facebook, watching TV shows online because I never have time to sit down and watch them on TV, shopping, you name it. Hence, why Lacey and I started this blog rather than journalling!

Hope you enjoy! AND please comment... give advice... share stories... sometimes it's best to hear from someone removed from the drama. You know?

~Teresa

Hey girl HEYYY!!

Well, Resa beat me to the first blog post on our new blog! I'm so excited to get started blogging, we've been talking about getting this started forever!

College life has treated me pretty well, but I'm about ready to get out of here (countdown: June!). I've seen my fair share of friend drama, drunken nights, and all nighters. Did I mention that I LOVE boys? You'll probably hear a lot of penis talk from me... I'm a fan!

I suppose I should tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Lacey, I'm 21 years old, and a senior in college. I'm a high achiever and work hard in school, but I also LOVE to go crazy and have fun. All in moderation, right? :) I'm in a relationship right now with the guy of my dreams... but somehow I continually find ways to screw it up. It's been two years and I love Brad to death, but lately I've been getting that single bug... I don't know - it's so complicated. Well, I'll definitely have to come back and explain to you in more detail. I've been up for almost 48 hours and I need to go to bed!

I look forward to getting to know each other! :)

Love, Lacey

Lacey and Teresa talking juicy online... yay!

Lacey and I met freshman year of college in psych 101. We seriously had the most boring professor, so we would just gossip all through class. Eventually the stories got too juicy, so we'd skip class get coffee and spill the beans (no pun intended haha). We've grown super close... and the stories just keep getting juicier. We know all girls have similar experiences to ours and our friends, so we decided to share! <3 Teresa