So I woke up this morning to the sound of my roommate and her boyfriend getting it on. I thought I heard some moans and sexy squirty noises... so, Sherlock Lacey put her ear to the wall and yep, they were definitely doin' the nasty! Is it bad that it made me a little horny? OK -- not the thought of my roommate, or her boyfriend, but just sex. I have a thing with sex.. sometimes I wonder if I'm addicted.
One of our other roommates put HBO on our cable roster... $7.99 a month for a bunch of awesome movies - great deal, right? Yes! But what makes it an even better deal are the "late night specials." Have you ever seen Cathouse? It's this scrumptious show about a brothel in Reno... legal prostitution! These ridiculous characters market and sell their tatties, vajayjays, and basically every other oriface on their body to these disgusting, fat, hairy patrons.
There was an episode last week... where a mom brought her 22 year old son to the Cathouse. She wanted her nerdy, virgin son to get de-flowered by these presumably STD-queens. Ok, maybe I'm a little traditional, but is that weird? haha. YES! It would probably have been cheaper to buy her son a bar of soap, etiquette coach, and a clean t-shirt. Teach a man to fish, right?
My friend Maria always gives me crap for watching the raunchy shows. She's a super-straight line Catholic, and even though she tries not to be judgemental (she's a sweetheart), it always comes across that way because sometimes she just doesn't get it. Sometimes I want to tie her down and just flop a weiner in her face and tell her to love it! That girl is missing out!
Okay, well I want to tell you more about the Cathouse, but no time... new episode!! :) Just kidding.. I need to go work my love handles off at the gym. But seriously, check that ish out! It's awesome!
Love you!
Lace
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Sex addict anonymous.....?
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OMG! Maria would freakin pee all over herself if you flopped a weiner in her face. BUT that's total bs, because, despite the fact that she's a virgin she gave her ex-bf a bj. Doesn't that kinda count as sex? Oral sex? Ohh that reminds me of the never ending debate about whether having oral sex is considered sex and if it means you aren't technically a virgin. What do you think?
Lacey-
Thanks for the post on my blog! Yours is hilarious and a great read. Hope to hear some updates soon!
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Resa -- YES she would pee all over herself!! And I agree that BJ's = sex. SORRY that BJ's aren't explicitly mentioned in the Bible... but I think if God foresaw confusion, he'd tell us!
Christine -- SOOO glad you stopped by! Please let your friends know about our blog, too! It's a new thing for us, and we're trying to get an audience going!
Whoa whoa whoa. So you do think that BJs are considered sex as in losing-your-virginity sex? I think it's pretty close, but I think I'd still consider Maria a virgin... I just think it's hypocritical of her to chastise anyone for having sex because oral sex is a type of sex... just not "sexual intercourse.."? I dunno...
You girls are hilarious!!!!!!! This is my new favorite blog!
And BJ's are KIND OF sex!!
OMG! Who would want to watch their son get laid by a hooker! Gross!
You two crack me up.. I love it! Write more!
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