I need to get a background check...

Lacey! Why did you have to be MIA last night?! What were you and Bradley doing... shopping for wedding dresses and picking out baby names? I totally needed a wing-girl. I went out with the boys and that always = trouble.

So I took like 7 shots of Captain Mos before I left the boys house! We kept walking around the bars, putting up our knees and going "we've got a lot of Captain in us." After a few more drinks I heard Timbaland coaxing me to the dance floor. So I'm tearing it up, doing my best Scherzinger, when Jeremy comes up to dance. Holler! (He totally stopped dancing with Kelli (?) to dance with me.) And omg, he can dance! We pretty much had sex right on the dance floor. I'm telling you, we move so well together, you know it'll be good when we do the mattress mambo.

So I break up our grind fest 2007 to go to the bathroom. While I'm standing in there some curly blonde, terracotta colored girl comes up to me and is like "are you and Jeremy dating?" And I'm like "Uh, no. We're just friends." And she goes "Good. Because he and Kelli have been hanging out for awhile now." And I'm just like "uh Ok, and are you dating your tanning bed?" She storms off and later I see her and Kelli watching my and Jeremy's every move.

BUT get this. Those freakin bitches. Ugh. As the bar is closing we're all standing outside: the boys, me, Linds, Darren, Jeremy and all their crew, and Kelli and terracotta. Kelli and terracotta literally ambush Jeremy and so he rides home with them!

Then today I'm facebook stalking all of them, and it turns out Terracotta is Kelli's roommate. And Kelli makes some totally lame comment on J's wall like "how did the movie end? I might have dozed off...haha." What the hell?!? Did they spend the night together?! I mean I had a feeling they've been kinda hooking up or something... but I don't know! I asked Lindsey to try and get some dirt on J from Darren. You know, the usual background info... "who has he dated.. is he hooking up with anyone... is he feeling me." etc etc.

He really shouldn't waste his time on her. Should I waste my time on him?