My tatties are swelling.

I was really excited when I got dressed yesterday morning and my bra wasn't fitting right. Finally! My boobs are growing. Shit.. so is everything else.

I'm not really sure what happened. I mean, it's almost the end of our term, and finals are right around the corner.. I guess I've probably been eating more. But I feel like my whole body is swelling! I think I've gone out for drinks every night for the past week. Maybe that has to do with it? You know how celery has "negative calories" because your body uses more calories to digest it than the food has? WOW... if they made an alcoholic beverage that had "negative calories".. maybe I should scout out a science genius and patent that shit. Then, and only then, maybe my tatties would stop swelling.

Beyond that, sex with Brad has been amazing lately. He even woke me up to tango-mango the other morning by sweet kissing all over my neck... that never happens. Is it shallow that the improved sex life has drastically improved my outlook on our relationship? The media and society try to make it seem like it's bad for women to be into sex. I LOVE SEX... and it is a huge part of who I am. I think about sex every 5 seconds (beat that OTown). I could contort myself into a pretzel many, many times a day and never tire of being kneaded, baked, and eaten. (OH man I think I just made myself horny)

Also.. if you didn't get my OTown reference.. either think back to 5th grade OR look up their song "Every Six Seconds"

Love, Lacey